NARRATOR: Once upon a time, there was a BOY and a GIRL. (THE BOY and THE GIRL take their seats as they are introduced) They went to the  same University together, where they went to study,  go to classes, and meet other boys and other  girls. Now, not surprisingly, the boys wanted to  meet other girls and the girls wanted to meet  other boys, and so it was with this boy and this  girl.  First, THE GIRL met MR. RICH. He looked very  nice, with gold rings, bracelets, chains and, most  importantly, a gold money clip. They went out to  dinner at a very nice restaurant, he ordered the  wine in French and THE GIRL was enjoying herself  very much. Except when the bill came, and MR.  RICH ordered separate checks. "Because a penny  saved, is a penny earning compound interest  daily!" So much for MR. RICH.  Meanwhile,  THE BOY had met MISS SOCIETY GIRL. THE BOY had saved a lot of money, not doing laundry for weeks, not getting new tires for his car, and not buying various sundries in ...
