A friend sent this to me and I just can't stop laughing after reading it: Armed boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on.They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can escape.They counted the number of worshipers and they were 150. They told them they would kill100 out of these 150 members but in an alphabetical order oƒ names starting with the pastors. >They approached the senior pastor asking: whats your name? pastor said Zechariah Zwingina. the next pastor said Zebede Zacheus, the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams. They approached the elders. The first one said Zarepath Zolomon. The next one said Zalade Zomorin. The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun Zesther, Zimilehin They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu. The Organist screamed, he is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu. If you were in the congregation, what will be your name????
Many hundreds of years ago in a small Italian town, a merchant had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to the moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the merchant’s beautiful daughter so he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the merchant’s debt if he could marry the daughter. Both the merchant and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. The moneylender told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty bag. The girl would then have to pick one pebble from the bag.If she picked the black pebble, she would become the moneylender’s wife and her father’s debt would be forgiven. If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father’s debt would still be forgiven. But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into jail. They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the merchant’s garden. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up ...
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