A friend sent this to me and I just can't stop laughing after reading it: Armed boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on.They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can escape.They counted the number of worshipers and they were 150. They told them they would kill100 out of these 150 members but in an alphabetical order oƒ names starting with the pastors. >They approached the senior pastor asking: whats your name? pastor said Zechariah Zwingina. the next pastor said Zebede Zacheus, the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams. They approached the elders. The first one said Zarepath Zolomon. The next one said Zalade Zomorin. The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun Zesther, Zimilehin They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu. The Organist screamed, he is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu. If you were in the congregation, what will be your name????
In astronomy, the term blood moon refers to a complete lunar eclipse which causes the moon to appear red. The moon looks red due to dispersed light from Earth's sunrises and sunsets that is refracted back onto the moon's surface. 11 Facts About the September 27/ 28, 2015 Blood Moon Eclipse On September 28, 2015, a rare Total Lunar Eclipse of a Super Full Moon will be visible from most of North America, South America, Europe, West Asia and parts of Africa. Here are 11 facts you should know about this eclipse. 1. A Rare Eclipse of a Supermoon The full Moon of September 27/28 is a Supermoon – the Moon will be closest to the Earth. or at its perigee, as it turns into a full Moon. A rising Super Full Moon can look larger and brighter to spectators on Earth. Total eclipses of Super Full Moons are rare. According to NASA, they have only occurred 5 times in the 1900s – in 1910, 1928, 1946, 1964 and 1982. After the September 27/ 28, 2015 Total Lunar Eclipse, a Supermoon eclipse...
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