NARRATOR: Once upon a time, there was a BOY and a GIRL. (THE BOY and THE GIRL take their seats as they are introduced) They went to the same University together, where they went to study, go to classes, and meet other boys and other girls. Now, not surprisingly, the boys wanted to meet other girls and the girls wanted to meet other boys, and so it was with this boy and this girl. First, THE GIRL met MR. RICH. He looked very nice, with gold rings, bracelets, chains and, most importantly, a gold money clip. They went out to dinner at a very nice restaurant, he ordered the wine in French and THE GIRL was enjoying herself very much. Except when the bill came, and MR. RICH ordered separate checks. "Because a penny saved, is a penny earning compound interest daily!" So much for MR. RICH. Meanwhile, THE BOY had met MISS SOCIETY GIRL. THE BOY had saved a lot of money, not doing laundry for weeks, not getting new tires for his car, and not buying various sundries in ...